Senior Pictures

This is a true story, and happened not long ago...

I knew, as soon as I got the wedding invitation, that I would end up in a 69 senior pictures with Donny. It had been years and years since we'd last seen each other, though my mom and his mom filled each other in on life's progress.

Donny was a rich *** who grew up senior pictures on the farm next to ours. We had horses, but they had HORSES. We had a barn, but they had A BARN. I'm OK with all that, but there are fun horsey people and there are snotty horse people, and Donny's family was certainly the latter.

When we were 18, much younger than we senior pictures are now, Donny and I had the most incredible, ongoing suck fest relationship going on that you could imagine. We both seemed to be in some sort of state of undress with some combination of friends, neighbors and relatives (all roughly our age) at all times, though it was Donny and I who were at the heart of it. Our moms just had to holler towards the barns to find us, and that all seemed just fine with everyone.

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